Today, I turn 35 years old which means I am now officially old enough to be president. I missed this term by *not much* so, Barack, watch out, I’m coming for you.
I’ll be discussing these important issues:
Kool-aide and Sunny Delight are not really juice
Processed cheese food should not be allowed to use the word ‘cheese’ in its name
Free Comedy Central
52 Epidodes of The Office and 30 Rock each season
At least 1 hour of clear sky every night for easy star viewing
At least 1 hour of work should be dedicated to viewing funny YouTube videos and reading blogs like Jerrific
Vital prescription medications are a right not a privledge
Art and music education are not optional
Free technology education classes (how to use your digital camera, computer, ‘the internets’)
Tax credit for spaying or neutering your pets (not your spouse-sorry)
I was standing in line at the local hardware store (aptly named Jerry’s) and this is what I got to read off the shirt of the guy in front of me.
Yeah, not sure what to think of that.
I had no idea such a thing existed. Tree Climbing Goats. I think I want one. Thanks to Showtime Shane for this one. . . um, Cam-what is his blog again?).
So, to the blogger I stole this picture from (don’t know where she stole it from), my apologies. But living here in Eugene, I would like to official protest the wearing of a skirt while riding a bicycle. It is absoutley not Jerrific. I don’t care how great her legs are. There are many men, however, who I am sure are ready to disagree with me.
Ok, I did some stupid stuff with my domain, but now it is back and I know better. The good news? Jerrific.com wasn’t seen as much of a commodity, so I only paid $15 extra to get it back.
